Ever think to yourself, “What the fuck is wrong with the world?” Or conversely, “What the fuck is right with the world?” Well, you’re not alone. And now there’s actually a source to answer those questions. I’m pretty cynical by nature so I can come up with my own ideas of what’s wrong. I want to know what’s right! Here’s the answer I got. I think they might be on to something…
If this product isn’t a total shoe-in for things that make you go hmmm… I don’t know what is. Because again, I cannot make this shit up. And speaking of shit, allow me to introduce you to The Better Marriage Blanket. Which can be more commonly and accurately described as the fart absorbing blanket. This blanket claims to:
- Completely and quickly absorb the odor of flatulence
- Be a real solution to a very real problem
- Contain the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
- Work even on top of bed sheets
- Make a great wedding or anniversary gift (this one gets a double hmmm…)
And if that mass gas producer in your life also has an eye for design, it even comes in two colors – white and beige!
How’s this for a take on the lazy Susan? The 360 Table is a grown-up Susan with a little Tony Hawk thrown in for good measure. Featuring trucks, wheels and a perfectly engineered round glass top, long gone are the days for asking people to “pass the salt.” Just spin the table around and get it your damn self!
In the spirit of “Puff, Puff, Give,” allow me to introduce you to Cliff Maynard, an artist whose medium is roaches. And I don’t mean the hard shell kind that scurry across the floor. That’s right peeps, Cliff’s art is a tiled mosaic of smoked doobies. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. All I can bear to do high is make another trip to the fridge.
His process, which he describes as “kinda simple, really” is this: he gathers a bunch of roaches (hmmm, wonder how), lets them air out and dry, then cuts the papers into a puzzle-like mosaic with an X-Acto. Prints can run up to 10k which is no drop in the bucket. However, you can rest assured that each piece is definitely one of a kind kine!