The third eye.

The “Third Eye” Plate from P.O.S.H. Chicago

Um, yeah… not really sure I have words to describe these. Although I do know I secretly want them.

via The Most Awesomest Stuff Ever

Carbohydrate Friday!

I know I missed last week. Sorry. Day-after birthday hangovers will do that to you. Sue me. This week’s recipe won’t disappoint – that’s for sure. And it won’t decrease your waistline either, so don’t get your hopes up. Or do and dig in! Especially with a giant bowl of spaghetti!

GORGONZOLA GARLIC BREAD

Long loaf of Italian Bread or long crusty rolls.
1/4 cup butter
1/2 cup Gorgonzola cheese
1 to 2 cloves garlic
parsley
salt
pepper
fresh grated Parmesan cheese
Basil or Oregano (optional)

Cream the butter with the Gorgonzola cheese. Mince garlic and add to cheese mixture. Add chopped parsley, and season with salt and pepper. If using the basil or the oregano add that as well. Leave loaf whole, but cut slices so that the loaf stays together. Spread cheese mixture in between each slice and reshape. Sprinkle top of loaf with Parmesan cheese and wrap in foil. Place in 400°F oven for 10 or 15 minutes and serve hot.

Last step: watch ass grow exponentially after “accidentally” eating the whole loaf.

recipe and photo via Thibeault’s Table

Ah, yes. Because one still photo just isn’t enough.

LOTS of shirtless photos of Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, neatly arranged into a You Tube montage. Once again, thank you E!Online!

My kind of baby book.

In case I accidentally happen to get pregnant (like when pigs fly out of my butt), or any of my friends (you know who you are) up and get prego – expet this book to come in the mail. The Newly Non-Drinking Girl’s Guide to Pregnancy – Surviving 40 Weeks without a Cosmopolitan is seriously my kinda baby book. We’ve clearly established here at Internet Therapy that there are two things I feel quite strongly about. 1) I like to drink. And so what. Don’t judge me. Remember, simple pleasured. and 2) I don’t particularly care for children. And that’s a nice way of putting it. So to think of going that long for #2 without the relief that #1 brings, I would definitely need this book. And ladies – you’ll need it to, you just might not know it yet!

Get ready, Rednecks!

It’s your dream come true – Sweet Tea flavored vodka! Having lived in the South for nearly 6 years, I know first hand that nothing (and I mean nothing) comes between a redneck and his sweet tea. So I know this will be a big hit, ya’ll! So come on and git some while the gittin’s good!

via Uncrate

Eye candy

Oh my word! Thank you very much, E!Online…

Useless superpowers.

How much do you LOVE the new useless superpowers shirt from threadless? Which one would you pick?

On holiday in my mind.

Even though I’m physically at work, mentally I’m still on holiday. This picture from MollyCoddleMeUK perfectly captures how I’m feeling in my head. Warm, sunny, carefree… I wish we had more U.S. holidays.

via DaWanda

Sky-high WiFi!

Virgin America is officially the first airline to offer fleet-wide WiFi. So now you can surf the web, check e-mail, or tweet your heart out from the comfort of your very own 37,000 ft. seat. Currently the service is $12.95 for daytime flights over three hours, $9.95 for daytime flights under three hours, $5.95 on red-eyes and $7.95 for handheld devices. Hell, that’s better than a checked bag! Can I get a collective Woot-Woot! for Virgin America? Now all they need to do is expand their route map…

Party People

There’s probably a hundred different types of glass markers out there these days, but these Vacuvin Party People are by far my favorite. Unlike traditional markers that are circular in shape and fit around either the stem or the ring of the glass, these are good for any size and shape because they stick via suction. Give each guest a character, wet the back and simply stick it to the side of the glass. Although, you’ll need to keep the party kinda small because each set only comes with 12 characters.